I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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