Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...