this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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