dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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