Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Randomize
