hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
the raccoons are back...
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