she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think im going to throw up on grandma
So squirting runs in the family.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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