Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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