I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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