Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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