So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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