I cannot find my penis.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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