We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i think i have two assholes
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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