Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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