I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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