11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
420 ftw
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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