i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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