So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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