I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Randomize