yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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