Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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