Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sober January is a disaster.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
