There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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