whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Shitshow foam night was such a success
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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