I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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