okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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