Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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