After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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