Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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