Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
kristin has been a bad kristin
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
