what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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