we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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