I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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