singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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