Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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