ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ