my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.