my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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