yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"