paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.