Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Acid is not a monday night drug
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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