For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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