I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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