he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
tell me about the fingering
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