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Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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