i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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