dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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