Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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