i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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