It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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