Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was confusing and full of hummus

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information

(1-701): View more from North Dakota

walking out with herpes. that would be worse

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"

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(563): View more from Iowa

I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?

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(917): View more from New York City

She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test

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(512): View more from Texas

Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.

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