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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.

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  I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.

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  I demand a full explanation right now.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies

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