this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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