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I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

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(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone. http://tfl.nu/eom9

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The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.

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(808): The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet. http://tfl.nu/mtia

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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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(617): Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start http://tfl.nu/p90c

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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile

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(201): even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile http://tfl.nu/o0hq

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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

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You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.

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(586): You do realize it's a Tuesday, right? (1-586): You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life. http://tfl.nu/em8w

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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone

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(574): i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone http://tfl.nu/gkfm

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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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(647): Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer. http://tfl.nu/62rw

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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"

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(928): I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?" http://tfl.nu/rf85

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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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(330): The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops. http://tfl.nu/2l9n

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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing

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(317): So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing http://tfl.nu/lzer

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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.

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Ew! He's just a child!

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AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.

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(361): I'm okay with corrupting his young mind. (1-361): Ew! He's just a child! (361): AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE. http://tfl.nu/exs0

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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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(918): please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters http://tfl.nu/gu1l

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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.

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(647): That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night. http://tfl.nu/q0pz

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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.

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(603): Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building. http://tfl.nu/icp2

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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.

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(774): I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time. http://tfl.nu/evoy

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