I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.