I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up