Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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