I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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