We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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