I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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