Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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