You can't motorboat a personality
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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