So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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