you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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