The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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