garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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