3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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